Plus: CEO pay rose by 10% last year, and we know exactly how early you should arrive at the airport for a domestic flight (based on science).
Plus: Don't call me "chicken," and does United want you to be late for your flight?
Plus: Tesla's sales in Europe fall by half; AND a second crypto bro is charged with alleged torture and kidnapping
Plus: Disney puts Venezuelan workers on leave, and Boeing gets out of jail free.
Plus: Google has another go at launching smart glasses; why Musk is staying at Tesla for another five years
Plus: OpenAI recruits Apple's legendary product designer Jony Ive.
Also: Trump urges unity over his big, beautiful bill, and somebody just paid Levi's $400 million for Dockers
Plus: Trump tells Walmart to 'EAT THE TARIFFS.'
Plus: Elon's racist chatbot, and polls, polls, polls!
Plus: Max is going back to HBO Max?! And it's polls Friday!
Plus: $600 billion in Saudi investment (just don't mention human rights), and Starbucks workers go on strike as Microsoft fires workers to replace them with robots
Also egg prices are down, and McDonald's plans to beef up hiring