Plus: Japanese automakers end merger talks, fewer Americans seek jobless benefits
Plus: SNL50 stars announced, and egg$ are $o expen$ive!
Plus the EU says "non, merci" and "zut alors" to new tariffs
And so long, Consumer Financial Protection Bureau!
Plus: Disney's dollars, enhanced pizza, Super Bowl ads, and lawsuits!
And it's phone-free February!
Also: Performers, packages, and pierogies—in space!
Sometimes even government policy melts in the mouth.
Because her pleasure is equally important.
News You Need2Know, with reasonably high-quality cheese puns.
