We all know why. We've got some other stories, too: travel ban, discrimination lawsuits, and the Nintendo Switch 2, baby!
And other mysteries of the modern stock market, including whether Fed chair should lower rates over bad jobs data...
Food for thought: Dave's Hot Chicken sells for a billion bucks, and McDonald's brings back snack wraps!
Plus: 'Lilo & Stitch' tops the weekend box office, and Campbell's says more Americans are cooking at home. Also great news, you can now home-test for HIV!
Plus: Corporations pull out of Pride events, why businesses won't rush back to Russia, and why not all states are rolling out the red carpet for AI.
Plus: CEO pay rose by 10% last year, and we know exactly how early you should arrive at the airport for a domestic flight (based on science).
Plus: Don't call me "chicken," and does United want you to be late for your flight?
Plus: Tesla's sales in Europe fall by half; AND a second crypto bro is charged with alleged torture and kidnapping
Plus: Disney puts Venezuelan workers on leave, and Boeing gets out of jail free.
Plus: Google has another go at launching smart glasses; why Musk is staying at Tesla for another five years
Plus: OpenAI recruits Apple's legendary product designer Jony Ive.
Also: Trump urges unity over his big, beautiful bill, and somebody just paid Levi's $400 million for Dockers
